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Does anyone want any toast? - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy
Posted by: BBCWorldwide

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Kryten tries to be helpful by fixing the toaster only to discover that it's the most annoying machine in the universe. Lister can't take it in this classic early episode clip of Red Dwarf!

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Like the way they ...
By: kelvin170671. on 29 Nov 08, 21:56:00
Like the way they based the begining on robocop.classic

legend episode. ...
By: RedDwarf345. on 29 Nov 08, 16:54:54
legend episode. howdy doodley doo!

you are right :) he ...
By: pimgooss. on 29 Nov 08, 07:12:19
you are right :) he was the first Kryten. rmour has it he was pisst coz he was the only LEGET actor lol

From wiki; (David ...
By: SketchyReplica. on 28 Nov 08, 20:31:25
From wiki; (David Ross (born 1945 in Blackburn, Lancashire) is an English actor who has worked in drama, cinema, and television. His best-known roles include playing the first appearance of Kryten and the voice of the Talkie Toaster on the science fiction comedy series Red Dwarf,) John Lenahan played the original toaster in series 1 & 2

Isnt the voice of ...
By: ps0u413c. on 26 Nov 08, 10:16:07
Isnt the voice of the toaster the original Krytens voice???i think it may be the same actor, can anyone clarify this!

Not now, not ever, ...
By: Epicon090. on 24 Nov 08, 23:11:51
Not now, not ever, NO TOAST! How about a Muffin. XDDDDDDDDDD

thanks for the ...
By: AntWill919. on 21 Nov 08, 01:06:24
thanks for the correction. 'preciated it!

The beggining ...
By: shahua12345. on 20 Nov 08, 20:24:26
The beggining reminds me a lil of that game.. "misson imposible." I havent seen or played it for years but the opening just kinda makes me think of it for some reason..

Great line, but he ...
By: Crudblud89. on 19 Nov 08, 01:16:37
Great line, but he actually says "drives you spare," Craig Charles is from Liverpool, and yes, they do have weird accents. Also: No offense to my scouse friends.

So your a waffle man
By: Mezzerik. on 16 Nov 08, 16:18:50
So your a waffle man

"He always say ...
By: AntWill919. on 13 Nov 08, 18:43:30
"He always say Howdy doodley doo! Drives you spur, what the smeg does howdy doodley doo mean???"

And definately no ...
By: Oracle13. on 13 Nov 08, 03:25:23
And definately no smeggin' flapjacks!

"that was no ...
By: IsoTheScissorMonster. on 11 Nov 08, 16:47:28
"that was no accident that was first degree toastercide!"

OH SO YOU'RE A ...
By: lennon278. on 11 Nov 08, 02:17:56
OH SO YOU'RE A WAFFLE MAN LOL

i fricking love ...
By: iluvutigger. on 09 Nov 08, 18:36:41
i fricking love this show XD

omg i am a crumpet ...
By: baggieboys58. on 04 Nov 08, 20:05:52
omg i am a crumpet man

OMG!! I love this ...
By: Genocide2020. on 04 Nov 08, 00:04:00
OMG!! I love this show!!....HAHAHAHA!!! "I have one question......Would anyone,like any toast?"

Best Bit Award goes ...
By: tsimon1234. on 24 Oct 08, 16:23:09
Best Bit Award goes to... that bit actualy

"What accident?" " ...
By: Beachy198621. on 15 Oct 08, 04:11:44
"What accident?" "The one that involved me, the toaster, the garbage disposal and a 14 pound lump hammer"

best bit of its ...
By: Ultimusprime999. on 12 Oct 08, 17:33:43
best bit of its series

I see... Your a ...
By: NINJ4Jesus. on 12 Oct 08, 00:48:57
I see... Your a waffle man! hilarious...

first degree ...
By: plubster. on 09 Oct 08, 22:12:38
first degree toaster side jus shut ur grill LMFAO lol

Right, am off to ...
By: WeHaveATrampoline. on 08 Oct 08, 22:02:48
Right, am off to watch Red Dwarf! xD

Oh that bits ...
By: WeHaveATrampoline. on 08 Oct 08, 22:01:55
Oh that bits hilarious! xD

This is why machine ...
By: weljohn21. on 08 Oct 08, 08:14:37
This is why machine should not give AI, we ended destorying them.

Randal and Oscar in: Motorama
Posted by: KrytenMark

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This is a short pilot episode showing two animated characters of mine showing a sequence of images and two animated endings at the end (P.S: The endings are slightly quieter than the beginning half, so you may have to turn up your volume a bit). Enjoy!

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Wet Liberal Weekly no 4
Posted by: bobbyllew

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WLW update, cars, Red Dwarf and general waffle

Related: calacanis, dwarf, gear, jason, llewellyn, red, robert, swearing, tesla, top

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great update!
By: imonlywinded. on 02 Dec 08, 16:29:56
great update!

I want your ...
By: shongage. on 02 Dec 08, 12:12:14
I want your screensaver.

Oh that reminds me ...
By: AICabal. on 01 Dec 08, 21:41:30
Oh that reminds me squalloogal, I must remember to ask my parents that I would like Robs book for Xmas. I loathe people buying me presents, I love to give tho, but I have been putting off buying his book untill then :)

Nice update Rob, I ...
By: AICabal. on 01 Dec 08, 21:29:07
Nice update Rob, I agree completly, the only reason Electric cars are still not being taken seriously is because the petrol industry and so on just won't let it happen. The media don't seem to help either.

exellent news thank ...
By: topfuel333. on 30 Nov 08, 11:05:26
exellent news thank you robert for being more helpfull than the official red dwarf site and such .. and i love top gear watch it every week .. but i struggle to see how they wud go 700 miles on a tank of fuel ...im no expert relly so not my place ROLL ON THE DWARF

ON DVD GLOBALLY ...
By: squalloogal. on 30 Nov 08, 06:56:32
ON DVD GLOBALLY thank goodness. I'm just a middle of the road person, neither liberal, hippie, or union and the like. I try to always be real and if I do something it's because I want to grow or know it benifits others by doing it. If anyone wants to learn abit go watch his youtube vids on "making do". If you want to be moved by a life story and be challenged go read his book "sold out". If you want to change who your growing into stop shopping for a year. I am. It sucks. I'll get over it.

If you really think ...
By: squalloogal. on 30 Nov 08, 06:56:23
If you really think he is well off for his telly job with a wife house and kids, and a dodgey enviro car in the drive. Your idea of well off must be fairly low. Plus the poor guy gets hassled by the likes of us because he, unlike others, gives back.

I agree with delboy ...
By: kashi2012. on 29 Nov 08, 20:55:59
I agree with delboy ... there's no need for swearing here, any more than there is in real life. I know that wet liberals don't swear at their wives or children or lawnmowers that won't start or people who cut them up in their prii (!), and things like that. So, enough already Bobby. Lets make the world a cleaner nicer place. ps I never got past the Clarkson bit, so check that on your statistics! Just know you will!

Don't listen to ...
By: mellowNdark. on 29 Nov 08, 20:41:03
Don't listen to this boring old fart delboyjdf - we are here to listen to YOU Robot - not this points of view watching muppet! keep fucking swearing!!! YEAH!!!

What does he call ...
By: YoungKauri. on 29 Nov 08, 16:44:09
What does he call you? You could always riposte with "you Daily Mail reading fuckmuppet"!!!

If Norman or Hattie ...
By: YoungKauri. on 29 Nov 08, 16:41:35
If Norman or Hattie aren't free, how about a skull-capped Bill Biley for Holly? FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Bob, keep up the ...
By: YoungKauri. on 29 Nov 08, 16:38:53
Bob, keep up the cussin'. Those who don't like it should putup or shut up... At least meybe you could have a bleeped version for their poor, delicate ears... ALSO!!!!!! What do you think of Craig doin' Corra??? Peace. x

Hi bob, didnt want ...
By: delboyjdf. on 29 Nov 08, 14:54:49
Hi bob, didnt want to seem rude, love your telly stuff, scrapheap ect. just wish you could calm yer swearing down a bit on you tube.........Been working me way through the red dwarf series.....sounds like ive got to much time on me hands too lol. kind regards jez

You should maybe ...
By: bobbyllew. on 29 Nov 08, 14:18:53
You should maybe check out my earlier video about the 'too much time on your hands' cliché.

i love this guy on ...
By: delboyjdf. on 29 Nov 08, 13:51:10
i love this guy on the telly, but he just seems to have to much time on his hands these days. Hard life having an over paid telly job init?

Loving Wet Liberal ...
By: catherinedonald. on 29 Nov 08, 11:47:34
Loving Wet Liberal Weekly Rob, keep it up! Just wanted to let you know I think your screensaver is fab!

What a combination, ...
By: dismutased. on 29 Nov 08, 07:44:29
What a combination, a wet liberal banging on about how evil petrol cars are and then gasbagging about Red Dwarf. I'm in heaven! I love you Robert! :D

Glad to see on ...
By: queenb67. on 29 Nov 08, 05:01:14
Glad to see on Twitter you survived the ordeal with the head cast, and even gladder to know there's a chance that I'll probably get to see the new episodes fresh here in the US! I can't wait for the next update. Cheers!

all this new ...
By: bakura23. on 28 Nov 08, 08:52:57
all this new technoligy and they still can't find a more comfterble way to make a kryten head, well that's just horreble.

LoL @ wet liberal ...
By: xhable. on 28 Nov 08, 03:13:47
LoL @ wet liberal duty to drive a prius, even though they are shit. That's pretty retarded :)

Thanks Kryten we ...
By: vk4akp. on 28 Nov 08, 02:40:31
Thanks Kryten we appreciate your sacrifice. Be tough old man it's like going to the dentist. You know it's necessary and once it's over you feel much better for it. :) Make Lister do one too and you can have an episode where Lister is a robot in an alternative universe and you are head of the crew and human. hehe. ;)

Glad to hear ...
By: ChalkeyProductions. on 27 Nov 08, 23:28:02
Glad to hear another snippet of news on the new Dwarf that's on its way! Although not so glad to hear about your trauma with the head cast being made. Good luck with that! And as a quick query on the new Dwarf, if you know or are allowed to divulge: Are the new specials to be filmed infront of a live studio audience? If so, any details on tickets?? Never saw it filmed, so hopefully that can be changed come 2009!!! Keep up the vids, the one series I make effort to religiously watch on here!

hope you enjoyed ...
By: emmab2006. on 27 Nov 08, 22:41:41
hope you enjoyed breathing through a straw lol , Hope your okay Robert !! , Emma x

Nice Screensaver! ...
By: RedDwarfObsessive. on 27 Nov 08, 19:56:30
Nice Screensaver! Its funny when you imitate people it sounds like Kryten. Did you know there was 2 websites about Androids (the RedDwarf Soap) and DivaDroid, Where Kryten comes from? i found them doing the Geek Chase. Bad news for the Face Mask Thing. I wouldn't like it. LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING IT :) Roll on Easter! Thanks [Phil, RDO]

I really can't ...
By: seanmichaelokeefe. on 27 Nov 08, 14:06:40
I really can't square the notion of referring to a television channel as Dave but right now, I want to lick Dave's thighs for bringing the mighty RD back to television. Massive kudos to them which will surely be rewarded with the biggest viewing figures a digital channel has ever received.

Crew of the Dwarf Get Drunk.avi
Posted by: ravynesque

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The crew of the Dwarf get completely pished!
A compliation of drinking clips from the BBC Comedy Red Dwarf.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything out of this, I just found it on a DVD and thought it was awesome!

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TENNIS: Kryten is bemused at his own bemusement
Posted by: TimAJH

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Round 5 against DerryMarkson. My last round in this match. I added Mario's giant head, the Robin Williams episode of Whose Line, and the Joker's cutscenes from Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. (Not that I plan to get the game, of course.)
DISCLAIMER: No I do not claim to own everything in this video. That was you, that was.

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once i get a webcam i will upload a lot more videos
Posted by: kryten619

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once i get a webcam i will upload a lot more videos

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Kryten - He Was Lying (Red Dwarf)
Posted by: MrsMac5

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Kryten - He Was Lying (Red Dwarf)

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$TENNIS: Kryten is bemused at the commissioner\$

TENNIS: Kryten is bemused at the commissioner's anger
Posted by: TimAJH

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Round 3 against DerryMarkson. Only added Blackadder this time, and made use of Fillmore and Britannia High.
Tried a new type of rendering here. I'll re-upload the video if it goes wrong.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing in this video.

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Red Dwarf - the Rimmer Song
Posted by: mj2fedup

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ah, we miss Rimmer so much they actually brought him back, but Kryten decided to do a little remembrance holovidshow for the crew just to remind them of what they were missing. This part is one of my favourite moments of Red Dwarf...

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?ervený trpaslík - Eso Rimmer v akci
Posted by: MikeszCZ

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Eso Rimmer zachra?uje své kamarády p?ed výbuchem granátu.
?ervený trpaslík - "Polymorf - Emocuc 2"

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$TENNIS: Kryten is bemused at Obama\$

TENNIS: Kryten is bemused at Obama's attempts to convert Robotnik to Islam
Posted by: DerryMarkson

Video duration: 184 seconds
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My first Youtube Poop tennis match against TimAJH.
Round 2/6

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red dwarf tongue tied rsmv
Posted by: alin58rsv

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this is my first youtube vid i've made and i will be making more i just want to see your comments.

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Kill Crazy Montage
Posted by: Metal7rocker

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Kill Crazy from Red Dwarf is just hilarious. I made this montage about him.
Red Dwarf is awesome and owned by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor.

Related: cat, chrissy, crazy, dwarf, hollie, kill, kochanski, kryten, lay, lister, montage, red, rimmer, series, tom, tribute, viii

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$Rimmer doesn\$

Rimmer doesn't believe
Posted by: k33fy

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Rimmer

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Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe - Mash Up Clip #2
Posted by: krytensyxx

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The second Mash Up clip for Midway's upcoming crossover fighting game Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe!

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Red Dwarf - Unconscious
Posted by: rittersoftlan

Video duration: 70 seconds
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Classic from Red Dwarf - Kryten's Escape plan from "Legion".

Related: cat, dwarf, escape, kryten, legion, lister, plan, red, rimmer

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Truckin through Albert Canyon Bc
Posted by: Kryten428

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Driving Volvo truck along hwy 1 in BC

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Red Dwarf Terrorform 1 of 4
Posted by: TakaraKing

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Lister, Kryten, Cat and Holly head for a artificial moon, where Rimmer has been kidnapped and only to find the artificial moon is Rimmer's mind.

Related: bug, cat, dwarf, holly, kryten, lister, red, rimmer, star

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red dwarf terrorform 2 of 4
Posted by: TakaraKing

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red dwarf terrorform 3 of 4
Posted by: TakaraKing

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Lister, Kryten, Cat and Holly head for a artificial moon, where Rimmer has been kidnapped and only to find the artificial moon is Rimmer's mind.

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Red dwarf terrorform 4 of 4
Posted by: TakaraKing

Video duration: 182 seconds
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Red Dwarf : Rimmer world 1 of 3
Posted by: TakaraKing

Video duration: 518 seconds
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Rimmer clones himself

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