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I accidently killed ...
By: mmhalloweenxx. on 30 Nov 08, 17:55:10
I accidently killed her dad when i went to pick her up on the first date. lol hahaha!

Lol. loving to ...
By: kouriichi. on 24 Nov 08, 11:01:21
Lol. loving to death XD

love to death....lol
By: AwsomeCuban. on 23 Nov 08, 20:55:05
love to death....lol

"Awkward..." ...
By: darthiris. on 23 Nov 08, 09:00:11
"Awkward..." ahahaha so funny xD He could have also said "May bad..." (^^,')

"uh sorry about ...
By: ToastyUploads. on 22 Nov 08, 19:51:36
"uh sorry about that" "im totally buying dinner"

"I'm sure your " ...
By: lakeyta098. on 22 Nov 08, 16:07:06
"I'm sure your "WIFE" has a secrect crush on ninjas!" LOLZ! Love ask a ninja. GOD BLESS! ^.~

"unfortunately i ...
By: FlyingDojo. on 22 Nov 08, 04:58:37
"unfortunately i was not able to give them back to them before they bled to death!" Best line ever

Yeah, Michigan!
By: thestragedies. on 21 Nov 08, 21:49:13
Yeah, Michigan!

fuck u yourself
By: away5. on 21 Nov 08, 20:12:58
fuck u yourself

disagreed
By: BlaagaMe. on 18 Nov 08, 02:52:27
disagreed

Lol "Ninjas loving ...
By: locokelokeloco. on 16 Nov 08, 07:27:07
Lol "Ninjas loving to death as a matter of fact!"

lol
By: cloud66. on 16 Nov 08, 06:48:21
lol

agreed
By: FireForFreezing. on 13 Nov 08, 08:43:21
agreed

Love this guy! :p
By: Eppola12345ebs. on 12 Nov 08, 19:49:08
Love this guy! :p

That one was ...
By: TempestParadox. on 11 Nov 08, 23:00:28
That one was awesome.

I'm sure she does...
By: fallenxXxninja. on 11 Nov 08, 02:50:40
I'm sure she does...

who cares?
By: fifrocksmysocks. on 11 Nov 08, 01:32:16
who cares?

ehm.. not funny
By: Eigiyur. on 10 Nov 08, 18:39:00
ehm.. not funny

once you go black ...
By: SteelWool91. on 09 Nov 08, 16:35:45
once you go black you never go back..ALIVE!!!!

LOl
By: killerrodan. on 07 Nov 08, 23:31:01
LOl

...you're "wife" ...
By: lindsayleigh. on 07 Nov 08, 15:48:49
...you're "wife" has a secret crush on ninjas, and your "wife" has a drinking problem, and your "wife" hasn't slept with you in the past 12 months....

Check out my ...
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Check out my pro-Obama video by clicking on adamguze...IT'S VERY FUNNY!

is one of his hands ...
By: asfdd123. on 02 Nov 08, 17:15:01
is one of his hands bigger than the other?

VERY AWKAAARD...:o
By: bigbangluver11. on 01 Nov 08, 22:44:58
VERY AWKAAARD...:o

awkward!!
By: stroke12. on 01 Nov 08, 03:31:19
awkward!!

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$Ask A Ninja Question 30 \"Ninja Omnideuce\"$

Ask A Ninja Question 30 "Ninja Omnideuce"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 310 seconds

Tartarus launches the Ninja into a second Omnibus episode. Tons of questions answered.

Related: askaninja, funny, ninja

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I LOVE the swearing ...
By: maynya. on 26 Nov 08, 20:34:47
I LOVE the swearing part!

What do ninja's ...
By: TobiTheCrazy. on 23 Nov 08, 16:06:39
What do ninja's smell like? Regret. xDDDD

Do ninjas fall in ...
By: silverstorm05. on 22 Nov 08, 15:58:41
Do ninjas fall in love? No. Ninjas glide silently into love with two swords drawn!

This is one of the ...
By: sasuke0213. on 19 Nov 08, 00:22:27
This is one of the most funniest videos in the ninja series "You kids quiet down back there or I will turn This OmniBus around!" "'Are the people you kill bad in anyway?' Yeah, yeah. BAD AT LIVING!" "Not be a ninja...or CAN he?" "Mt hamster ate the list... And then my hamster was eaten by a thing with... Two heads?" "'Why do I suck at Life?" Because you let life suck at you." "Try smoking cigars with your mother, Or vise versa."

omg when he answers ...
By: stigotte. on 18 Nov 08, 03:51:51
omg when he answers many questions this fast i cant stop laughing!

why havent ninjas ...
By: callofgears91. on 18 Nov 08, 03:04:39
why havent ninjas take over the world? we have, this is exactly the way we want it! hahaha xDDDDDDDD

Poor hamster... ...
By: Gaara8872. on 10 Nov 08, 21:29:05
Poor hamster... Can I have it back? U never had it 2 begin with.

is there anything a ...
By: nothingelseworked64. on 10 Nov 08, 05:30:11
is there anything a ninja can't do? he cant do an episode without saying the word ninja. lol

Why do I suck at ...
By: xSushixPackx. on 06 Nov 08, 17:26:39
Why do I suck at life??? Because you let LIFE, suck at YOU. Why are ninjas called ninjas? Be-cause they're ninjas.

"How do ninjas ...
By: Zemus386. on 05 Nov 08, 08:28:38
"How do ninjas raise their children?" From the dead!

yes there are gay ...
By: metalhead258. on 04 Nov 08, 20:27:15
yes there are gay ninjas

you never had it to ...
By: deadninjabrains. on 04 Nov 08, 00:05:01
you never had it to begin with! that is so good

hold... on... just. ...
By: supertrinko. on 03 Nov 08, 01:03:04
hold... on... just.. gotta catch my breath, awesomeness, ninja's kill with laughter

"Larp no! Why the ...
By: Nockor. on 02 Nov 08, 16:16:06
"Larp no! Why the loop would I be quinking that?" Favorite part of the video ^^

ah ha ha brilliant.
By: catastrophicERRORx. on 02 Nov 08, 09:03:07
ah ha ha brilliant.

YOUSuck This is ...
By: legendofsmoke. on 01 Nov 08, 03:55:00
YOUSuck This is xtremevideo98

A blue one. HAhaha
By: Wrms4Armgdn. on 31 Oct 08, 18:00:21
A blue one. HAhaha

yeah 5*:)
By: kravmagiczka. on 28 Oct 08, 12:33:47
yeah 5*:)

he said Nurato..LOL ...
By: cabish. on 28 Oct 08, 08:48:28
he said Nurato..LOL..i cant catch my breath with all the laughing

"What was your ...
By: sedwards3205. on 26 Oct 08, 09:57:01
"What was your favorite board game as a child?" DUCK! lmao

me too.
By: spetnaz93. on 26 Oct 08, 04:10:16
me too.

hahaha, gold, ...
By: mikeredman333. on 26 Oct 08, 00:58:48
hahaha, gold, worthy of the original.

Also, Katamari. Heh.
By: KingOfKatamari. on 25 Oct 08, 00:39:44
Also, Katamari. Heh.

"They shouldn't ...
By: KingOfKatamari. on 25 Oct 08, 00:33:37
"They shouldn't have named so many kids Trevor back in the 90s." Ha, such a coincidence. I'm a Trevor from the 90s. Thanks for sparing me.

how many people do ...
By: icytadbull. on 20 Oct 08, 02:03:14
how many people do you kill wrongly? one but i went back the next day and i killed him correctly hahahaha!

$Ask A Ninja, Special Delivery 14 \"Blades of Glory\"$

Ask A Ninja, Special Delivery 14 "Blades of Glory"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 248 seconds

The Ninja interviews Will Ferrell and Jon Heder. (Disclosure: Paramount is buying some ads on our site, but they had no oversight or control over the Ninja. Why? Because he's a frickin' ninja.)

Related: askaninja, bladesofglory, funny, jonheder, ninja, willferrell

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pls dont read! My ...
By: theslumbergang. on 02 Dec 08, 01:04:12
pls dont read! My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too. i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will receive a kiss from their crush

I think the ninja ...
By: kxtty. on 01 Dec 08, 09:32:57
I think the ninja might owe a bit (or a lot) of his style of comedy to Will Ferrell though.. He honestly sounds like a mix of Strong Bad and Ron Burgundy. It sucks that Will didn't really fully embrace him..

you didn't kill any ...
By: zombiesrcuming4u. on 01 Dec 08, 00:48:37
you didn't kill any body? what sort of blades where you using?!!?

I think I inhaled ...
By: krudmonger. on 26 Nov 08, 18:21:56
I think I inhaled some secondhand discomfort from Ferrell in this, but otherwise a great ninja interview! Or "ninjaview", I suppose it should be called.

"I can also shoot ...
By: candyappledragon. on 26 Nov 08, 09:08:03
"I can also shoot fire out of my ass. Just get a couple of bean burritos in me." I got a side cramp laughing so hard at that.

wow a thin will ...
By: 0penYourEyes. on 23 Nov 08, 18:12:42
wow a thin will ferrel...who knew.

yes, will has to be ...
By: elvis316. on 21 Nov 08, 15:38:29
yes, will has to be the funniest person in the room, the ninja jammed him up a little. haha. good stuff ninja!

go NINJA! lol, why ...
By: NemoPawn. on 18 Nov 08, 11:35:15
go NINJA! lol, why so angry Will? At least the other guy was rolling with it, where's the showmanship?

Nice Vid!
By: FadyFreshTV. on 16 Nov 08, 01:37:41
Nice Vid!

the ninja owned will
By: SurgeTheDarkKnight. on 15 Nov 08, 05:32:21
the ninja owned will

rofflwaffle
By: JakTheBard. on 15 Nov 08, 02:40:55
rofflwaffle

ok duuude dont have ...
By: sanfanucci. on 15 Nov 08, 00:36:46
ok duuude dont have to get in my face like that

its jack black not ...
By: theKnot999. on 14 Nov 08, 05:25:12
its jack black not black jack

Oh my god! This ...
By: kenninast. on 14 Nov 08, 05:01:38
Oh my god! This is *WAY* more funny than the entire movie "Blades of Borey"... errr... "Blades of Glory" all together! Ninja rocks!

ok ask a ninja ...
By: sanfanucci. on 14 Nov 08, 00:37:04
ok ask a ninja should make a movie with one of the big shot comics such as will ferell black jack or so on

i look forward to ...
By: daman953. on 13 Nov 08, 18:43:40
i look forward to killing you very soon

They were just ...
By: MrChug. on 13 Nov 08, 14:04:14
They were just proving how unfunny the ninja douchebag guy is.

your mum acted like ...
By: charlie19921066. on 11 Nov 08, 21:22:12
your mum acted like a cock bag in bed last night

Will Ferrel is ...
By: MalkavianMarine. on 10 Nov 08, 01:38:32
Will Ferrel is acting like a cock bag in this

Hilariously funny. ...
By: KyuubiChakraSensei. on 08 Nov 08, 23:24:06
Hilariously funny. Wondering if he's gonna name his next set of nunchucks "Black" and "Ice"? Lolz XP

I love all three of ...
By: JamboyStu. on 08 Nov 08, 10:19:03
I love all three of those guys in a really gay way.

that was lame.
By: abdul398614. on 05 Nov 08, 15:53:46
that was lame.

1:05
By: Madblaster6. on 03 Nov 08, 05:15:42
1:05

I litterally choked ...
By: bcbird. on 02 Nov 08, 02:43:11
I litterally choked on my halloween candy when I heard him say "How many people did you kill with your blades of glory"

3:07 ACDC anyone?
By: PlasticPackage. on 01 Nov 08, 19:50:45
3:07 ACDC anyone?

$Ask A Ninja, Question 24 \"Thr33\"$

Ask A Ninja, Question 24 "Thr33"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 299 seconds

McBelly asks the Ninja why three is the magic number.
Go buy a tshirt at http://ninjamartstor e.com! :)

Related: askaninja, funny, humor, littleman, magicnumber, ninja, three

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lol! 2:40-2:49
By: PrisonerofReality. on 29 Nov 08, 09:29:13
lol! 2:40-2:49

lol Nice Math ...
By: Alsgirlfriend. on 25 Nov 08, 04:53:59
lol Nice Math Refrence

so if the last 3 ...
By: linkinparkfan7777. on 25 Nov 08, 00:20:46
so if the last 3 ninjas r running in the universe were did this ninja come from?

Awsomeness. And ...
By: ShadowdudeD1219. on 23 Nov 08, 04:04:07
Awsomeness. And the Bon Jovi reference was funny too.

1.895.863
By: aikidoka20. on 20 Nov 08, 19:53:15
1.895.863

7|-|3'/ \/\/3|23 ...
By: KazukaKazuki. on 17 Nov 08, 22:13:20
7|-|3'/ \/\/3|23 733|-| |>|2()

kamakazie!!!!
By: Aws0medude17. on 16 Nov 08, 19:13:16
kamakazie!!!!

Shot through the ...
By: casafreako2. on 16 Nov 08, 03:21:00
Shot through the heart (and you're to blame) ha that was hilarious

PLEASE DONT READ ...
By: liamcm07. on 15 Nov 08, 01:56:13
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS ... 50centhomie

yeah its cool :D ( ...
By: tronulu. on 13 Nov 08, 20:29:45
yeah its cool :D (we dont give a f*ck about your father)

he cooks a ...
By: tankmen93. on 13 Nov 08, 02:40:48
he cooks a marshmallow half way through, nice!

It's like combining ...
By: slipknotrocks08. on 10 Nov 08, 03:11:47
It's like combining Wizard of Oz and Reign of Fire! lol

lol!!! i ...
By: Moosemeeseproduction. on 09 Nov 08, 23:35:49
lol!!! i LOOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!! (my dads name is charles)

hehe. I pretty much ...
By: chimichanga1725. on 06 Nov 08, 14:11:14
hehe. I pretty much have this memorized. My friend quoted the entire thing @ my b-day and then i had to come watch it. Btw...I'd go for the guacamole......if AVACADOS WERE IN SEASON!! where can you get a pet magon?

haha piss off ...
By: narutogeekfan. on 06 Nov 08, 05:40:37
haha piss off monkey dragon

my mum actully ...
By: Alsonic123. on 04 Nov 08, 11:05:59
my mum actully thought you were a bastered

id eat ninjas ...
By: sadgenius12. on 02 Nov 08, 02:58:49
id eat ninjas dipped in marshmallow fluff

Must be all the ...
By: Speedrald. on 02 Nov 08, 01:57:04
Must be all the killing he's been doing lately.

The Ninja has lost ...
By: Megadude337. on 01 Nov 08, 20:04:08
The Ninja has lost a lot of weight lately.

the Ninja to the ...
By: badman468. on 31 Oct 08, 16:24:49
the Ninja to the Tre Power! >.>

LOL, peeling off ...
By: Xylophonic254. on 24 Oct 08, 03:31:59
LOL, peeling off their suits and eating them like bananas!

lol. num3bers. ...
By: rockninja3. on 23 Oct 08, 23:29:05
lol. num3bers. thr33.

he doesnt look like ...
By: soxfan182. on 20 Oct 08, 02:46:50
he doesnt look like steve carrel

very few adjectives ...
By: TheUchihaShadow. on 19 Oct 08, 18:48:00
very few adjectives. Nice

hehe L
By: ass12345666543. on 19 Oct 08, 16:32:49
hehe L

$Ask A Ninja Question 23 \"Ninternships\"$

Ask A Ninja Question 23 "Ninternships"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 285 seconds

The Ben asks the Ninja if the International Order of Ninjas offers internships.
This week's question is sponsored by http://littlemanpodc ast.com -- go check them out!

Related: askaninja, funny, internship, littleman, littlemanpodcast, ninja, podcast

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lol
By: Happytreefreinds00. on 25 Nov 08, 01:50:04
lol

lol 2:54
By: Improvmaster135. on 23 Nov 08, 01:38:06
lol 2:54

COFFEE!!!!
By: xFLUFFYMUFFINSx. on 17 Nov 08, 00:45:37
COFFEE!!!!

2:52 lol that was ...
By: whodisdude. on 16 Nov 08, 23:05:27
2:52 lol that was great

well what if you ...
By: Alvino489. on 03 Nov 08, 06:09:09
well what if you rip the heart of the guy signing up with you

Reminds me of some ...
By: atimholt. on 03 Nov 08, 01:53:12
Reminds me of some of the plots of the Dr McNinja webcomic, what with giants and raptors and zombies and Ben Franklin. And the killing.

LOL
By: pwrdog3rd. on 27 Oct 08, 21:38:18
LOL

i love the song, it ...
By: alejandra504. on 21 Oct 08, 14:58:45
i love the song, it got it stuck in my head!!

cyber sex? MSG me ...
By: anonymousdissyotso. on 19 Oct 08, 09:21:13
cyber sex? MSG me on MSN. ID is in my profile. q

lol! 3:40 Excuse me ...
By: contem1000grampos. on 18 Oct 08, 02:44:37
lol! 3:40 Excuse me?! Did I say I wanted double cream on my latte??! Tche-hay!

Please stop ...
By: shroud111. on 16 Oct 08, 20:26:19
Please stop relating this too naruto lol. Great series

do you know too ...
By: shroud111. on 16 Oct 08, 20:24:59
do you know too much?

black writing on ...
By: justwalker2. on 15 Oct 08, 19:06:00
black writing on black paper lol!!

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By: Nativeman1545. on 09 Oct 08, 22:07:43
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LOL!!! 2:32
By: squirrelly94. on 27 Sep 08, 19:03:31
LOL!!! 2:32

NINJA MART STORE!
By: HailDMK. on 23 Sep 08, 04:37:27
NINJA MART STORE!

chuck norris kicks ...
By: Notebookstudios. on 21 Sep 08, 03:02:02
chuck norris kicks ass but not as much ass as ninjas bassguitarfreak44 u sad sad guy or girl errr sumthin

lol, "a lithuanian ...
By: SpartanXLVIII. on 15 Sep 08, 19:04:22
lol, "a lithuanian who knows to much."

lol ima lithuanian
By: needlermasta. on 13 Sep 08, 05:33:21
lol ima lithuanian

three little ...
By: hell1producer. on 10 Sep 08, 17:48:49
three little letters seperate 'buy' and 'die'

what?what?what?WHAT ...
By: toms4evergirl. on 05 Sep 08, 00:52:21
what?what?what?WHAT? hahaha funnnnny

5 Podcasting101 ...
By: Podcasting101. on 03 Sep 08, 18:26:21
5 Podcasting101 stars Have a Great Day Paul

i want to be a ...
By: zigguaurt8. on 24 Aug 08, 07:38:03
i want to be a ninja, but it sounds to hard. and another reason they kill your family is because it makes you stronger, just take naruto, sasuke, neji, and garra for example

Chuck norris kills ...
By: bassguitarfreak44. on 21 Aug 08, 19:42:42
Chuck norris kills ninjas

how do they think ...
By: Gaarabelle. on 20 Aug 08, 22:23:40
how do they think up these Anserws? They are either geniuses, or homicidal maniacs. lol... Joan of Ark, Ben Franklin, and... DANNY GRANT!

$Ask A Ninja Question 31 \"TechNINlogy\"$

Ask A Ninja Question 31 "TechNINlogy"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 280 seconds

The Ninja dives into how ninjas use technology.
http://askaninja. com has the freshest Ninja episodes.

Related: askaninja, funny, ninja

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haaahahaaa "ponys ...
By: Birchybaby. on 01 Dec 08, 04:10:41
haaahahaaa "ponys like bacon! not a lot of people know that!"

2,500th rater!! ...
By: 77gamem4ster77. on 28 Nov 08, 00:54:06
2,500th rater!! Nice video

We are so good we ...
By: daswitzbold. on 26 Nov 08, 03:27:03
We are so good we watch our own backs which is pretty hard lol.

Here is the ninja ...
By: hpbeast. on 21 Nov 08, 16:11:52
Here is the ninja that just killed hpbeast. Looking forward to killing you too, sucker. Love, Ninja.

OMG, there's a ...
By: hpbeast. on 21 Nov 08, 16:10:42
OMG, there's a ninja watching me right now...

rell funne good ...
By: thommark123. on 19 Nov 08, 10:29:31
rell funne good video

It's like manning 2 ...
By: slipknotrocks08. on 10 Nov 08, 03:30:19
It's like manning 2 wii controls after drinking 6 Throttles LOL!!!

potato cannon >:)
By: eulaylia. on 05 Nov 08, 20:40:56
potato cannon >:)

"You never see a ...
By: sedwards3205. on 28 Oct 08, 04:42:39
"You never see a cat laughing." lmao

ponies love bacon
By: vyking2525. on 26 Oct 08, 03:33:20
ponies love bacon

LOL they should ...
By: lilgarufantic. on 25 Oct 08, 23:20:45
LOL they should recreate a doll that kills dozens of people all at once!!! LOL!!! I have a question can you kill somone with a potato if you can I will get all potatoes out if my house. :| I'm scared if u can.

By You and Bayou
By: erthtones. on 24 Oct 08, 22:58:09
By You and Bayou

"Nothing could be ...
By: RoxasCanFly. on 24 Oct 08, 00:33:43
"Nothing could be closer to the truth, and still miss the mark entirely." XD You are seriously hillarious! ... wait that's kind of an oxymoron. XD

lol
By: Hunter0fDarkn3ss. on 16 Oct 08, 18:08:33
lol

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By: Nativeman1545. on 11 Oct 08, 01:24:42
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big brother is a ...
By: mikepa1988. on 09 Oct 08, 20:31:19
big brother is a ninja! XD

i dont undestand ...
By: filecheckz88. on 04 Oct 08, 07:28:50
i dont undestand half casuse im laughing half the time! LOL

Terminal imaging, ...
By: wingbullet. on 23 Sep 08, 14:28:12
Terminal imaging, ultraviolence camera's, inmotion sensors. :P Too funny.

ninja inside a pony ...
By: VampiresAndWizardz. on 22 Sep 08, 23:46:55
ninja inside a pony, they love bacon haha does anyone have a pony cus i would watch a video of them trying to feed it bacon

it was referring to ...
By: VampiresAndWizardz. on 22 Sep 08, 23:45:32
it was referring to the Louisiana purchase

what was the joke?
By: nivramkl. on 21 Sep 08, 10:53:11
what was the joke?

FNBN YO!
By: Luige11. on 15 Sep 08, 00:11:46
FNBN YO!

We are an infinite ...
By: Zergling29. on 07 Sep 08, 03:39:17
We are an infinite trick pony. Except the hairs aren't really hairs, they're snakes. And the pony isn't a real pony... It's a ninja inside a pony and we climb out one of the oversided ears and bunch you in the face while you're feeding the pony bacon... Funniest line EVER in the history of this world. Well... Listening to George Bush's speaches is pretty funny... "I believe fish and people can co-inciede together."

lol that was a good ...
By: ENLCD. on 02 Sep 08, 00:14:00
lol that was a good pun

ultra violent ...
By: fehockeykid13. on 17 Aug 08, 17:24:51
ultra violent camera lol

$Ask A Ninja Question 32 \"Ninja Dates\"$

Ask A Ninja Question 32 "Ninja Dates"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 262 seconds

The Ninja talks about Janinjuary.
http://askaninja. com has the freshest Ninja episodes.

Related: askaninja, funny, ninja

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DONT READ THIS. YOU ...
By: dsdmonk12. on 29 Nov 08, 13:56:07
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs.

He also invented ...
By: daswitzbold. on 26 Nov 08, 03:20:06
He also invented the eyehole that helped out alot. hahahaha

lol great.
By: killerrodan. on 20 Nov 08, 04:20:00
lol great.

Hey i have qustion? ...
By: gidoaso. on 17 Nov 08, 22:41:26
Hey i have qustion? Do ninja **** Ladies?

"Carrot! Sneaker!" ...
By: ticklemepoynter. on 16 Nov 08, 09:05:39
"Carrot! Sneaker!" XD

dah. i wish it ...
By: SarcasmxAWayofLife. on 11 Nov 08, 19:10:21
dah. i wish it rhymed, but it doesn't, but that doesn't mean it's not true. ahahahahahahah.

THANK YOU FOUR ...
By: shinyhunter989. on 08 Nov 08, 21:31:28
THANK YOU FOUR NINJAS!!!!! lol!

Omg... Carrot!! ...
By: JollyTim68. on 01 Nov 08, 06:06:01
Omg... Carrot!! Sneaker!! freakin hilarious

CARROT! SNEAKER! &* ...
By: yunggooch. on 31 Oct 08, 10:05:41
CARROT! SNEAKER! &*^%#$^!!! HAHAHA

lol at him skitting ...
By: greywolf109. on 26 Oct 08, 19:38:33
lol at him skitting the ok go treadmill video

"Don't snap out of ...
By: RoxasCanFly. on 24 Oct 08, 00:40:53
"Don't snap out of it, because you may catch a ninja off gaurd, and he's gonna snap you back into it... PERMANENTLY." That was great. XDD

hahaah i went to ...
By: ROACH118. on 22 Oct 08, 20:51:03
hahaah i went to jininjuary hahah who wants to come! its brutal

HAHAHAH 30 to 37 ...
By: breakingbenhitsugaya. on 22 Oct 08, 01:16:36
HAHAHAH 30 to 37 thats the funniest thing ive ver seen when i first saw that music video i couldnt wait til someone made fun of it yesss

f home alone with ...
By: IdaDenmark. on 19 Oct 08, 09:39:42
f home alone with webcam M

lol pirate war xD
By: Kagemata. on 17 Oct 08, 11:11:26
lol pirate war xD

Love the OK Go's ...
By: Stefanthenautilus. on 13 Oct 08, 03:34:11
Love the OK Go's shoutout! W00t!

lol Dismember
By: QUAKER132. on 11 Oct 08, 23:07:58
lol Dismember

watch my vids, ...
By: Nativeman1545. on 11 Oct 08, 01:29:52
watch my vids, subscribe,and friend me too :)

ASK A NINJA DVD! ...
By: jszekerj. on 07 Oct 08, 07:18:13
ASK A NINJA DVD! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR BRAIN!x3

"He was also the ...
By: SniperWolf69oc. on 29 Sep 08, 04:25:13
"He was also the one who came up with the idea of cutting an eye hole. That helped out a lot" Love It.

lol
By: darksahara8993. on 27 Sep 08, 21:40:23
lol

Lmao, rant. I love ...
By: SupaAmi. on 16 Sep 08, 17:14:13
Lmao, rant. I love these videos.

Bad dates ow. lol
By: amyroseff. on 10 Sep 08, 04:56:43
Bad dates ow. lol

" Carrot, Sneaker . ...
By: zach345621. on 10 Sep 08, 04:55:23
" Carrot, Sneaker . . . " i love that part

dudue i think you ...
By: mastercory123. on 09 Sep 08, 00:52:31
dudue i think you are right on the ninja, kinda looking like joey from frieds. did you ever see the episode where they put the babys head on a penus, for a birthdaycake?

$Ask A Ninja Question 29 \"BBQ\"$

Ask A Ninja Question 29 "BBQ"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 250 seconds

Greg asks the Ninja about Ninja BBQs.

Related: askaninja, bbq, funny, ninja

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"Maybe a row of, ...
By: XyurXworstXnitemareX. on 30 Nov 08, 18:58:59
"Maybe a row of, like, Tenth graders. Because tenth graders will eat anything." So true! xDD

lol raiders of the ...
By: NOTASAVIOUR. on 30 Nov 08, 01:08:46
lol raiders of the lost ark great movie

Like... around ...
By: thewind92. on 29 Nov 08, 00:06:28
Like... around 2'000'000 comments on youtube live o.o

"That's more ...
By: MolecularNinja. on 28 Nov 08, 00:56:06
"That's more culottes than a target commercial" LMFAO

" Don't go chasing ...
By: Happytreefreinds00. on 25 Nov 08, 01:56:40
" Don't go chasing BBQ'S" LMAO

OK since you've ...
By: 4snakey. on 23 Nov 08, 20:49:25
OK since you've started reading this its too late to stop. in 2001 a 15 year old girl was killed in a clearing in scotland. nobody knows? who or what killed her but there is scratch marks all over her body and she looks horrific. she is said to roam around the world and can go 2 places at once. if you dont post this comment on 5 other videos or websites in ten minutes she will suddenly attack you and kill you in some gruesome way. this is scary coz it happened to my friend. please.

so fucking lame, ...
By: nexivdr. on 19 Nov 08, 15:55:53
so fucking lame, def wears thin rather fast..

Does he kill a ...
By: NemoPawn. on 18 Nov 08, 12:01:06
Does he kill a camera man every episode? New question = new camera man? This one may have had two because of that watermelon trick.

I'm not old and I ...
By: ticklemepoynter. on 16 Nov 08, 08:57:04
I'm not old and I like Michael Buble. XD

" Don't go chasing ...
By: UnwantedBeauty. on 10 Nov 08, 01:11:32
" Don't go chasing BBQ'S" LMAO

what kind of ...
By: JamboyStu. on 07 Nov 08, 05:35:19
what kind of condiments do ninjas use?

maybe some 10t ...
By: deadninjabrains. on 04 Nov 08, 00:02:41
maybe some 10t graders because tenth graders will eat anything. amazing! it is so true...

...
By: kyletub3. on 03 Nov 08, 08:15:27
hahhaahhahahahahahahahahahaha man this ninja is awesume "can't stand the heat stay out of da volcano" hahahaha damn

I'll eat that for 5 ...
By: Hondamxr13. on 02 Nov 08, 01:24:47
I'll eat that for 5 dollars. LMAO

u can't help but ...
By: tankmen93. on 31 Oct 08, 11:31:42
u can't help but wonder what part of the dragon IS edible.

It gets hotter than ...
By: Shark7996. on 30 Oct 08, 02:39:08
It gets hotter than a room full of kissing Jessicas. A little Alba, little Simpson... OH MAN!!! GOOD STUFF!!!

lmao how ha ha
By: plaedbread. on 27 Oct 08, 01:36:51
lmao how ha ha

"Play Michael ...
By: SpitfireRiders. on 25 Oct 08, 18:07:54
"Play Michael Boobley!!!" LMAO LOL LMAO LOL

i couldnt stop ...
By: kuni252. on 23 Oct 08, 13:31:19
i couldnt stop laghing

BBQ girl?
By: hacwan74. on 21 Oct 08, 22:18:35
BBQ girl?

does anhyone have ...
By: bus310. on 19 Oct 08, 12:34:21
does anhyone have msn!!! msg me my msn live id is jane21dame 4

if your reading ...
By: GaaraLova123. on 12 Oct 08, 01:17:33
if your reading this you cant stop.i'm mary,im 15.i have long black hair, no nose,black eyes,and a white dressif you dont send this to 5 comments in 5 minutes i wil come stend next to your? bed with a nife and kill you if u do i will give u a prize

hahahahahahahahahah
By: paintball1492. on 11 Oct 08, 23:05:43
hahahahahahahahahah

watch my vids, ...
By: Nativeman1545. on 11 Oct 08, 01:12:27
watch my vids, subscribe,and friend me too :)

Been to a few ...
By: painreaver01. on 10 Oct 08, 22:22:03
Been to a few ninjacues, I suppose

$Ask A Ninja, Question 25 \"Summer Jobs\"$

Ask A Ninja, Question 25 "Summer Jobs"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 196 seconds

Matt asks the Ninja about how to entertain himself during a boring summer job.

Related: askaninja, funny, ninja

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lmao this is the ...
By: Zelda1312. on 02 Dec 08, 21:09:16
lmao this is the funniest thing I've ever seen! XD

u just do that then ...
By: Happytreefreinds00. on 25 Nov 08, 02:04:05
u just do that then ur finger will shoot around da room

the little ones are ...
By: khoonimehul. on 24 Nov 08, 23:10:56
the little ones are the easiest to kill..just pop the water wing n *blu blu blu blu*...bwahahaha

no entiendo ni la ...
By: tovacilonn. on 19 Nov 08, 15:13:52
no entiendo ni la mitad de lo q dice. jajajaa pero cuanto me rio con este loco xDD

I believe my finger ...
By: Milford189. on 17 Nov 08, 19:00:52
I believe my finger landed in your soft serve ice cream

hahaha, cut his ...
By: SarcasmxAWayofLife. on 15 Nov 08, 17:15:36
hahaha, cut his lawn by sheer intimidation

agree +1
By: DimsimMaster. on 12 Nov 08, 07:26:14
agree +1

ROFL 1:57
By: titaniumadam33. on 10 Nov 08, 10:04:00
ROFL 1:57

That is my fav part ...
By: slipknotrocks08. on 10 Nov 08, 03:09:56
That is my fav part too!!!

00:50 lol
By: Ramy727. on 07 Nov 08, 15:53:36
00:50 lol

the little ones are ...
By: muffinshinobi92. on 06 Nov 08, 19:30:51
the little ones are the easiest to kill. All you need to do is pop the little floaties and blub blub blub.

I wish there was a ...
By: PJokerman50. on 03 Nov 08, 17:21:06
I wish there was a button on you're channel next to all your videos that I could click that would allow me to favorite all your videos at once!!!

it's hard to ...
By: sheikahh. on 03 Nov 08, 04:08:57
it's hard to intimidate grass! it's been around for a while, and it's got attitude

Alright! Who's in ...
By: Kaizerworks. on 03 Nov 08, 00:01:25
Alright! Who's in the mood for a chocolate covered kitten? How about a squirrel, with a banana shoved down its throat?

hey there goes my ...
By: jrgmrnd1990. on 02 Nov 08, 02:31:27
hey there goes my finger tip lol

Hey, if you're not ...
By: Shark7996. on 30 Oct 08, 02:43:48
Hey, if you're not killing anybody, get out of the deep end.

omg the children ...
By: DracoSongi. on 29 Oct 08, 14:26:02
omg the children are easiest to kill xD!

How about this? ...
By: RebsOfTheRealm. on 28 Oct 08, 13:14:20
How about this? Grab a stapler, some spare fur that might be lying around, and your threshold for pain, and turn your face into a woodland creature!

"I find a canceled ...
By: Greygearsfoward. on 27 Oct 08, 19:45:33
"I find a canceled flight, and cancel the people on the flight"

the lil ones are ...
By: GalacticChicken. on 26 Oct 08, 15:03:39
the lil ones are the easiest, just pop the water wings and bluruururub! XD

When I'm waiting ...
By: jamesck3. on 25 Oct 08, 22:30:27
When I'm waiting for my flight, I find a cancelled flight and I cancel the people on the flight.

LOLZ.
By: omgitsclarissa. on 25 Oct 08, 01:40:48
LOLZ.

roller coaster made ...
By: rondel89. on 23 Oct 08, 20:56:19
roller coaster made of lugies

just pop their ...
By: icytadbull. on 19 Oct 08, 14:13:00
just pop their little wings and blebleble..hahaha!

finally done w/ my ...
By: 2wheelbri. on 19 Oct 08, 08:06:43
finally done w/ my homework ne1 4 chat? O

The Ninja Handbook Part 1
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 1526 seconds

If you like this book, please support us and buy a copy at your local book store.
Go to AskANinjaBook.com for more info.

Related: askaninja, audio, book, funny, ninja

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Pure genious
By: YWC08uploader. on 27 Nov 08, 22:35:30
Pure genious

FTW!
By: Cr1spyBac0n66. on 27 Nov 08, 06:30:48
FTW!

It's actually quite ...
By: blackanu. on 27 Nov 08, 05:15:51
It's actually quite poetic but really lengthy i don't even know if everyone finished listening to it.

I can't believe i ...
By: nokittymypotpi3. on 22 Nov 08, 16:19:32
I can't believe i listened to the whole thing -_-

im goin to rip you ...
By: jerkypurge. on 20 Nov 08, 01:18:05
im goin to rip you open and have sex with your liver

I farted at :33
By: LastlyT. on 18 Nov 08, 13:13:33
I farted at :33

7:40 Some Sam ...
By: JohnnyStorm2007. on 18 Nov 08, 13:12:27
7:40 Some Sam Kinison influence going on there, lol.

12:55 lol was great ...
By: taffyman5. on 17 Nov 08, 04:34:43
12:55 lol was great about the levels

Every time some one ...
By: darjac6. on 15 Nov 08, 09:50:21
Every time some one buys this book a wolf is saved you don't want a crap load of bunnys don't you?

I am a second dan ...
By: alphacide. on 14 Nov 08, 01:58:16
I am a second dan black-belt in traditional japanese ninjustsu. And I even think its funny! You should realy get some people that actualy take ninjustu to help you, then youd have an awsome/realistic show.

19:29 ftw
By: Rileysaloser. on 12 Nov 08, 02:31:54
19:29 ftw

(\___/) this is ...
By: Aws0medude17. on 09 Nov 08, 18:58:34
(\___/) this is bunny, you can dare to be (=';'=) stupid by copying and pasting him (")_(") to help him gain WORLD DOMINATION!

(\___/) this is ...
By: creato. on 07 Nov 08, 12:40:48
(\___/) this is bunny, you can dare to be (=';'=) stupid by copying and pasting him (")_(") to help him gain WORLD DOMINATION! -destroyer 377 (aka Dis Dude aka freelancer)

the basting shoebox
By: Rileysaloser. on 07 Nov 08, 03:38:29
the basting shoebox

this is great!! ...
By: BluRry17. on 05 Nov 08, 15:06:04
this is great!! book is like a must buy although i think that the way he speaks makes it even more funnier and would love to listen to it here rather than reading myself..

SHit, my bowels.
By: Adonisman121. on 04 Nov 08, 23:54:16
SHit, my bowels.

lmao at the start ...
By: wolfie907. on 31 Oct 08, 13:44:19
lmao at the start already!!

12:09
By: TheZickoPuppets. on 30 Oct 08, 15:15:38
12:09

lol at 1:56
By: kboywhatevur. on 27 Oct 08, 01:07:33
lol at 1:56

this book is ...
By: gameman04. on 25 Oct 08, 01:44:10
this book is awesome!!! xD

lol sweet book...i ...
By: TsengYang01. on 22 Oct 08, 04:38:10
lol sweet book...i got one of the last 5 at barns and nobles..lol

love the forward, ...
By: gothkyd. on 22 Oct 08, 01:30:27
love the forward, people really need to get this book! :D

i enjoy this book i ...
By: Stgpeanut. on 20 Oct 08, 22:07:27
i enjoy this book i want to hear a part 3 and so on until the book is fully read to me here

Lol. "Those are ...
By: cerberus144. on 20 Oct 08, 04:42:12
Lol. "Those are Jango Fetts!"

wow
By: Stgpeanut. on 19 Oct 08, 21:07:25
wow

$Ask A Ninja: Question 12 \"Ninja Colds\"$

Ask A Ninja: Question 12 "Ninja Colds"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 130 seconds

Marty asks the Ninja if ninjas can catch colds.

Related: askaninja, birdflu, colds, cool, flu, funny, humor, ninja, winter

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My sister has one ...
By: kyogre55. on 30 Nov 08, 05:13:21
My sister has one of those hats :D

lol so actually ...
By: XTsReaper. on 29 Nov 08, 16:47:36
lol so actually plague are ninjas :D

To be perfectly ...
By: RiseAgainstRIOT. on 28 Nov 08, 22:02:28
To be perfectly honest, go try to show off somewhere else rofl, that video was just awesome!! :D:D:D

ahhaha eating a ...
By: cyborg12089. on 25 Nov 08, 05:30:11
ahhaha eating a hand full of dirt

Very Funny
By: Ligerofthelillies. on 23 Nov 08, 00:11:49
Very Funny

He's right... those ...
By: Commandergeno. on 20 Nov 08, 23:43:17
He's right... those things are snuggley... I would know... I have one....

Instead of LEARNING ...
By: asfdd123. on 18 Nov 08, 19:11:32
Instead of LEARNING you are KILLING!:D srsly... don't talk to me about molekules and whatnot

To be perfectly ...
By: MeetTheseIronFists. on 18 Nov 08, 05:31:55
To be perfectly honest in all respect, there is no such thing as a hydrogen molecule. Molecules are the byproducts of a certain type of chemical bond. Also, in a hydrogen atom, there is one proton, one neutron and one electron. the one that you were sitting on top of had many dots in it. Hydrogen would not be found in nature by itself, it would be found bonded to another element due to it's electronegativity. It would try to satisfy the octet rule by bonding with other elements.

These things are ...
By: KingdomFhearts. on 14 Nov 08, 21:58:29
These things are snugly!

small pox=ninjas
By: ProjectD13X. on 12 Nov 08, 02:40:41
small pox=ninjas

his best performans ...
By: dinamitar83. on 04 Nov 08, 00:25:17
his best performans so fare xaxaxaxaxa crazy mada f..a!!!!

thought it was ...
By: killerboi199. on 02 Nov 08, 04:09:55
thought it was chickenja

chakinja workin ...
By: cabish. on 27 Oct 08, 17:42:56
chakinja workin overtime LOL !!!

awesome installment!
By: gothkyd. on 22 Oct 08, 01:23:03
awesome installment!

MSG me on MSN. ID ...
By: bbcc1994. on 19 Oct 08, 14:35:46
MSG me on MSN. ID is in my profile. lets do something tonight! D

Ninjas change the ...
By: CircoJuggler. on 12 Oct 08, 14:24:58
Ninjas change the flu season into a hey-can-I-borrow-your-barn-to-store-the-bodies-until-spring season lol!!!

to avenge his ...
By: Hamediey. on 07 Oct 08, 20:55:25
to avenge his brothers death...LOL

snugly haha
By: xFrankieDx. on 06 Oct 08, 00:27:40
snugly haha

black plague = ...
By: F4113nS0n. on 29 Sep 08, 03:11:02
black plague = ninjas hahahhaha chicken pox = chikinja hahahhahahXD

"This thing is ...
By: NZnerdfighterpwnsyou. on 28 Sep 08, 22:04:14
"This thing is SNUGGLEH!" I think I havbe one of those somewhere... :3

chickinja :)
By: laurenax27. on 28 Sep 08, 20:24:26
chickinja :)

i'm looking forward ...
By: snooopy4008. on 28 Sep 08, 07:46:26
i'm looking forward to sneezing your brains out lol

LOL....well I guess ...
By: XxBonnyAngelzxX. on 26 Sep 08, 23:26:56
LOL....well I guess the better question is can colds catch ninjas....LMAO!!;D

"That chickinja is ...
By: crimsonlung. on 23 Sep 08, 20:58:39
"That chickinja is working overtime" LMFAO

ninja im in love ...
By: Darkvamp567. on 23 Sep 08, 00:19:42
ninja im in love with you

$Ask A Ninja Special Delivery 17 \"Writer\$

Ask A Ninja Special Delivery 17 "Writer's Strike"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 188 seconds

The Ninja gives the writers some tips on how to beat the AMPTP.
Go to http://unitedhollywo od.com or http://youtube.com/u ser/wgaamerica

Related: askaninja, comedy, funny, ninja, wga

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lol im totaly ...
By: TnALive. on 30 Nov 08, 14:34:36
lol im totaly making a WoW guild called supreme blood fang force. :P!

this guys is just ...
By: DimensionX. on 14 Nov 08, 08:40:18
this guys is just so funny! I love these videos!

i'm totally gonna ...
By: SarcasmxAWayofLife. on 11 Nov 08, 19:21:51
i'm totally gonna start a club called the supreme blood fang force.

LOLZ.. I'm not ...
By: Thepinkninja2. on 11 Nov 08, 00:20:53
LOLZ.. I'm not advocating violence... but it works and I highly recommend it.

You stole the idea ...
By: jigglestumps. on 08 Nov 08, 15:30:56
You stole the idea from a the bosh, you also try to take a lot of the stupid mannerisms from one of the characters of the boosh, you have little talent, little creativity and have nothing to offer, I literally have no idea why you are so popular..

the viking was a ...
By: killerboi199. on 02 Nov 08, 04:00:13
the viking was a dinosaur

$100 that the ...
By: TonyOnlyandFriends. on 31 Oct 08, 23:47:24
$100 that the little kid was actually him

ask a ninja
By: pwrdog1234. on 30 Oct 08, 00:08:51
ask a ninja

I was a Teamster LOL
By: rickyhurtado. on 28 Oct 08, 18:59:03
I was a Teamster LOL

The $4 part was ...
By: FarhanC99. on 21 Oct 08, 20:28:03
The $4 part was funny

i want some sexy ...
By: LoveGirSk8tr. on 19 Oct 08, 16:26:22
i want some sexy subscribers! P

Dude you have ninja ...
By: fitzgibbon01. on 16 Oct 08, 09:11:50
Dude you have ninja EYE-SIGHT. I would have never picked up on that.

spill on the flo ...
By: TheDevilsLaughing666. on 16 Oct 08, 00:19:02
spill on the flo like jelly beans ^-^

How come the ...
By: larnbrown. on 08 Oct 08, 21:49:06
How come the credits and pictures show a blue-eyed ninja, but the video shows a brown-eyed ninja??

666 comments?..now ...
By: saopbox1881. on 06 Oct 08, 01:30:15
666 comments?..now 667..but i love how the viking had the t-rex roar from jurrasic park

You forgot about ...
By: alyon59. on 04 Oct 08, 01:28:30
You forgot about the assassins guild.

if his eyes are the ...
By: 115296. on 27 Sep 08, 13:08:22
if his eyes are the same as the green screen behind him, they will be the same as the ackround

the camera probably ...
By: RockN311. on 26 Sep 08, 22:16:20
the camera probably doesn't pick up on the color of his eyes. My camera does the same thing.

I want some golden ...
By: VampiresAndWizardz. on 21 Sep 08, 00:24:20
I want some golden balls of pudding

ROFL
By: Ratchet2314. on 18 Sep 08, 22:00:23
ROFL

omg yes
By: deathnote71. on 18 Sep 08, 15:11:00
omg yes

agreed
By: jamieisamonkey. on 16 Sep 08, 22:41:36
agreed

I think i'd give ...
By: KujoKell. on 14 Sep 08, 04:32:51
I think i'd give them 4 cents too. Imfoa XDDD

"golden balls of ...
By: kh0fan0girl. on 13 Sep 08, 04:03:26
"golden balls of magic puddng that can make u fly." XD.

genius
By: cockninja. on 12 Sep 08, 02:13:29
genius

$Ask A Ninja: Question 21 \"Revolution Cubed\"$

Ask A Ninja: Question 21 "Revolution Cubed"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 198 seconds

Sylvia asks the Ninja his thoughts on Dance, Dance Revolution, Karaoke Revolution and the French Revolution.

Related: askaninja, ddr, french, funny, humor, karaoke, ninja

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dude im soooo with u
By: Apleman1. on 30 Nov 08, 23:54:00
dude im soooo with u

boobies....... ...
By: afrothug12. on 07 Nov 08, 02:13:15
boobies....... distraction???? yes

its hard to get ...
By: white1ninja. on 05 Nov 08, 03:12:22
its hard to get through the whole thing its like dances with wolves

You speak of the ...
By: SammyPond. on 04 Nov 08, 18:58:50
You speak of the word "funny" like it's some objective experience. I think this guy is as funny as it gets.

I guess that wasn't ...
By: KingOfKatamari. on 02 Nov 08, 23:37:15
I guess that wasn't a B?. Thud!

No this is not ...
By: Falseproph3t. on 02 Nov 08, 11:27:00
No this is not funny.I know funny and this isn't it funny.

LOL omg these ...
By: heresKAIDE. on 01 Nov 08, 20:18:17
LOL omg these things are so funny. XD

Yeah, we REALLY ...
By: mollyrulz9999. on 25 Oct 08, 11:10:46
Yeah, we REALLY need to hear that. pfft

I like the boobs ...
By: Punkanr. on 24 Oct 08, 15:41:45
I like the boobs pushed up too :)

IM FREAKIN HORNY! v
By: alice238. on 19 Oct 08, 01:39:16
IM FREAKIN HORNY! v

Ninja for the panel ...
By: contem1000grampos. on 18 Oct 08, 02:31:32
Ninja for the panel of judges, on next American Idol Season!!

lol people who ...
By: jackoC2k8. on 15 Oct 08, 13:21:00
lol people who think the french hav no sense of humor hav never seen anyone giilutined LOLZ!

you're in a box, ...
By: saseppings. on 08 Oct 08, 08:29:42
you're in a box, with six sides!

I just don't ...
By: laurenax27. on 28 Sep 08, 20:51:46
I just don't care-e-oke

ddr has eight pads ...
By: ReillyDude. on 18 Sep 08, 11:58:21
ddr has eight pads lol

brett michael's ...
By: jasonsgroovemachine. on 14 Sep 08, 02:27:21
brett michael's basement lol dances with wolves.... lol haha

Ask a ninja clearly ...
By: MagicalCarrot. on 11 Sep 08, 21:26:45
Ask a ninja clearly ate a soldier pill. =D

Of poo. =D
By: MagicalCarrot. on 11 Sep 08, 21:26:05
Of poo. =D

i love this guys ...
By: mastercory123. on 07 Sep 08, 22:43:27
i love this guys show

i guess that wasnt ...
By: hiandhappy. on 29 Aug 08, 22:41:45
i guess that wasnt a B flat,THUD" rofl thats great.

why r there so many ...
By: LovelyAnime1. on 22 Aug 08, 23:49:41
why r there so many kknives becase there are so many things to stabe

"Except for the ...
By: SacredLlamaQueen. on 21 Aug 08, 20:31:13
"Except for the boobs. i like the boobs pushed up." LOLOLOL.

no he said your but ...
By: alien803. on 21 Aug 08, 20:12:35
no he said your but is full your butt is full of poo not your pitifull your pitifull its true but i gues it is preetty close...

Rofl ! the French ...
By: EnvironmentalTech. on 14 Aug 08, 21:36:09
Rofl ! the French Revolution -the guy who asked his wife to count how many times he can blink. But here's the kicker.- rofl Awesome !

that cartoon ninja ...
By: TVKID999. on 26 Jul 08, 15:13:07
that cartoon ninja got to be fit to jump n shit

Ask A Ninja, Question 50, Jessica Lee Rose
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 323 seconds

Two YouTube Stars, one great episode.

Related: askaninja, jessicaleerose, lg15, lonelygirl15, ninja

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shnakes on plane -- ...
By: ifu0nlynew. on 24 Sep 07, 20:48:18
shnakes on plane -- classic

"Jessica Lee Rose? ...
By: EnigmaDrath. on 24 Sep 07, 15:53:34
"Jessica Lee Rose? Alive and well...-ish."

LOL SNAKES!!!!!!!!
By: CrazyChicken22. on 24 Sep 07, 12:34:01
LOL SNAKES!!!!!!!!

heh, seeing this ...
By: nami233. on 24 Sep 07, 04:55:46
heh, seeing this makes me glad I never waiste my time watching her stupid show!!! she sux so bad at acting! and ask a ninja Ninja, can I have a snake? lol ^.~

?????? ??????? ?? ...
By: 666slipknotdude666. on 24 Sep 07, 03:18:40
?????? ??????? ???????

whoot Ninja Q they ...
By: Tallacus. on 24 Sep 07, 01:10:02
whoot Ninja Q they have some great stuff there

Like being on a ...
By: mafafacorp. on 23 Sep 07, 21:43:09
Like being on a roller coaster that's on fire

Wow.....GO NINJA ...
By: Wanzerman123. on 23 Sep 07, 20:58:47
Wow.....GO NINJA YOU CAN KILL ONLINE CHARECTERS!!!!! (cant kill me im a ninja also)

i hate Jessica Lee ...
By: kickasskirsten. on 22 Sep 07, 23:06:23
i hate Jessica Lee Rose.

ha ha lmao
By: inkminkx. on 22 Sep 07, 16:44:13
ha ha lmao

¬_¬
By: JaiHyuga. on 22 Sep 07, 11:08:34
¬_¬

LMAO
By: zotteke1991. on 22 Sep 07, 08:23:38
LMAO

wait...shes dead?!? ...
By: zomgthissux. on 22 Sep 07, 03:57:52
wait...shes dead?!?!?!

who the fook is she ...
By: kulgy. on 22 Sep 07, 03:49:23
who the fook is she?? some dumb bird from some sad teen US drama???

ROLF! "ok snakes ...
By: crazybilby. on 22 Sep 07, 03:15:30
ROLF! "ok snakes were a bad idea. i tohught theyd be a good gift! i give them to kids!" XD! best video with lonelygirl15 in ever!

wait, i thought she ...
By: locologan187. on 21 Sep 07, 16:24:29
wait, i thought she died.

Lol!
By: xAccordianGuyx. on 21 Sep 07, 02:02:48
Lol!

That was the best...
By: omfghax0rsdude. on 19 Sep 07, 22:55:39
That was the best...

lol lets rub elbows ...
By: SkyLeeAttack. on 18 Sep 07, 23:34:33
lol lets rub elbows together! lol

ahahaa
By: allieBean4. on 18 Sep 07, 04:08:54
ahahaa

lol, you killed her ...
By: PosiMotto. on 17 Sep 07, 19:46:43
lol, you killed her again!

hey why are you ...
By: simon2simon. on 17 Sep 07, 17:46:02
hey why are you revealing youself you cant do that you are a bad ninja but i like ask a nonja

Damn There Good.... ...
By: Rblizzo. on 17 Sep 07, 02:44:05
Damn There Good..... Ninja's Rule!

wow shes a really ...
By: AVise910. on 16 Sep 07, 21:46:46
wow shes a really bad actress her reaction with the shakes sucked

haha same here :D
By: Haerskid. on 16 Sep 07, 18:44:03
haha same here :D

$Ask A Ninja Question 1 \"Ninja Mart Store\"$

Ask A Ninja Question 1 "Ninja Mart Store"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 174 seconds

Where do Ninjas get their uniforms.

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i read the book and ...
By: fastmekillyou. on 01 Dec 08, 08:17:31
i read the book and i remember this i actualy had to go all the way to the dragon temple and fight the dragon get its heart cut it open and drop the blood on to the gui and then "boom" done.

for a brief moment ...
By: hollydolly06. on 29 Nov 08, 21:39:04
for a brief moment i could have sworn he was my biology teacher. weird. but lol

His eyes look like ...
By: thekatsmeowxoxo. on 27 Nov 08, 00:57:04
His eyes look like Tom Cruise.

lol
By: Quetzacoatl2. on 26 Nov 08, 14:38:55
lol

lol
By: CiaranSion. on 24 Nov 08, 03:43:31
lol

this is so ...
By: SriLankarules21. on 23 Nov 08, 09:39:00
this is so incredibly below the standard of the other episodes. i love ask a Ninja! lifespan is the best.

is this guy of Real ...
By: d14k11. on 22 Nov 08, 11:37:33
is this guy of Real???

The production ...
By: landofsandman. on 16 Nov 08, 21:37:05
The production value of this video is really bad when compared to the later ask a ninja videos, it seems that the ninja has gotten more confident over that time as well, great series though

Yeah. Black has ...
By: moptopscotty. on 16 Nov 08, 19:28:15
Yeah. Black has more of a border in the "dark". Better in pitch BLACK.

btw the reason this ...
By: Apleman1. on 14 Nov 08, 00:48:44
btw the reason this episode is crappy cuz he had a bad camera and he was going through puberty XD

HI JOEL WATSUP
By: deathiscomingagain. on 13 Nov 08, 08:29:18
HI JOEL WATSUP

where do i ask him ...
By: Mcclark10. on 13 Nov 08, 07:54:04
where do i ask him something?!?!?!?!?!?!

WOW first video ...
By: beckmongolianchop. on 13 Nov 08, 00:37:07
WOW first video sucks and he sounds really different

i was eating pizzia ...
By: herbl0re. on 12 Nov 08, 23:56:53
i was eating pizzia when i saw this i threw my pizzia on the floor and pizza hut gave me a free refund

dang! I spit out ...
By: proskatero. on 10 Nov 08, 08:01:11
dang! I spit out all my cereal laughing at the black heart of a dragon. The True Black Color. Hahahahaha!

wait black is a bad ...
By: Nukefuzion. on 09 Nov 08, 06:43:30
wait black is a bad color for night right, i heard dark blue or whatever color depending on your surroundings was better. Black was only good for pitch black?

joe the ninja? i ...
By: brreed93. on 08 Nov 08, 05:54:16
joe the ninja? i didn't know ninjas where physic. joe the plumber next joe the ninjas.

So... How much cash ...
By: bebop813. on 07 Nov 08, 00:55:24
So... How much cash should I bring to Ninja-Mart? Like 6 or 7$?

the newer ones are ...
By: jennythefarmer. on 05 Nov 08, 06:03:59
the newer ones are more worked on but still amazing!

aside from the ...
By: Zemus386. on 04 Nov 08, 06:32:03
aside from the later ones being better, "the only true black is the heart of a dragon... ...that's where I get the material for my uniforms" had me rolling

i like the newer ...
By: Aws0medude17. on 02 Nov 08, 17:51:22
i like the newer ones

how did he ever ...
By: DrummerNigel7. on 02 Nov 08, 03:34:57
how did he ever interveiw other stars liek from blades of glory?? u must already be in that group? no?

XDD jon you 're ...
By: schulter13. on 01 Nov 08, 23:54:36
XDD jon you 're awesome

whoa he got ALOT ...
By: AgentSmith606. on 01 Nov 08, 21:41:18
whoa he got ALOT better later on!

Its funny how stars ...
By: DaStuntBrothers. on 01 Nov 08, 18:19:17
Its funny how stars get really embarrassed and shy on there first episodes.

$Ask A Ninja Question 33 \"Hidey\$

Ask A Ninja Question 33 "Hidey's Disease"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 217 seconds

Vote for the Ninja: http://www.youtube.c om/ytawards?name=yts eries

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grandpapa...lol
By: gestapo81. on 23 Nov 08, 16:39:55
grandpapa...lol

cep up the funne ...
By: thommark123. on 19 Nov 08, 10:36:56
cep up the funne video we nija will wine

best ninja video ...
By: jstjake1. on 17 Nov 08, 19:55:16
best ninja video ever

i just got my ...
By: balabilo007. on 19 Oct 08, 16:20:34
i just got my chatcam working!!! msg me on msn me jane21dame O

dosent make much ...
By: wigwambam1987. on 19 Oct 08, 01:21:18
dosent make much sence, thats why its a disease lol

watch my vids, ...
By: Nativeman1545. on 11 Oct 08, 01:35:10
watch my vids, subscribe,and friend me too :)

You know, I have ...
By: actorman123. on 11 Oct 08, 01:29:20
You know, I have got to get around to killing you, ask a ninja.

damn this is funny! ...
By: sh4dowmarine. on 26 Sep 08, 09:00:55
damn this is funny!!! but he is and i am and there is lol grandpapa!

a ninja in "waiting ...
By: mantokhamspanker. on 11 Sep 08, 03:56:25
a ninja in "waiting for Godot" would make it better....

yes, y don't we ...
By: Yoshi9Rocks123. on 09 Sep 08, 23:21:15
yes, y don't we join the ninja and Charlie, hmm?

hilarious
By: rootero. on 03 Sep 08, 13:22:49
hilarious

i can say no to ...
By: ENLCD. on 02 Sep 08, 00:32:19
i can say no to that face

lol 1:00, best part
By: waldohides. on 17 Aug 08, 21:35:29
lol 1:00, best part

"YOU LOOK FORWARD ...
By: Timothy2142. on 05 Aug 08, 02:44:46
"YOU LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOURSELF SOON!" Lol I thought by now he'd have lawsuits up the ass... but since you can't find a ninja in the first place...

Who? What? hyper ...
By: hallowed0ut. on 30 Jul 08, 21:01:08
Who? What? hyper sneeky?? Escape from youself!! This is serious **** right mom!?

look at this face ...
By: raquelle08. on 10 Jul 08, 13:44:15
look at this face lol

omg i hav a an ...
By: yodapotato. on 30 Jun 08, 04:00:36
omg i hav a an invisible friend jimmy who has hideys disease cuz hes invisible and well he tells me to call him me its kinda confusing

But he is. And I am ...
By: Mirachu. on 22 Jun 08, 15:24:08
But he is. And I am. And there is. XD

"ZRRZRRr,NO IT IS ...
By: tilatequilalover4eva. on 19 Jun 08, 21:41:29
"ZRRZRRr,NO IT IS NOT!!!!" LMFAO!!!!hilarious!!!xDDD

"Made possible by ...
By: hogwartsgoddess. on 13 Jun 08, 03:07:25
"Made possible by Better Killing Through Education Fund." XDDD

Changing your name ...
By: Yumewa. on 04 Jun 08, 23:05:26
Changing your name to a pronoun. Lol. Phase 2 gets serious.

omg! mi invisible ...
By: yodapotato. on 02 Jun 08, 01:31:14
omg! mi invisible friend jimmy has hideys disease!!!

0:59 omg! haha
By: demonvash08. on 01 Jun 08, 18:30:44
0:59 omg! haha

Charlie don't hate ...
By: youmakemesickman. on 29 May 08, 15:53:46
Charlie don't hate yourself Charlie!!! Whos he? Whos on first anyone??? Arrolis tht was cruel.

ima change my name ...
By: wawtuhculahs. on 23 May 08, 02:04:11
ima change my name to a pronoun, whos he?

$Ask A Ninja Question 34 \"The Bloodys\"$

Ask A Ninja Question 34 "The Bloodys"
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 270 seconds

New episodes (almost thirty of them) on AskANinja.com

Related: askaninja, awards, funny, ninja

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~I am ninja! He is ...
By: PeanutGuy22. on 14 Nov 08, 21:20:33
~I am ninja! He is ninja! She is ninja, too. I am ninja, We are ninja! And I believe that you are ninja, too!~ ROFL

This guy could hide ...
By: LadySasha72742. on 29 Oct 08, 20:59:19
This guy could hide in Nicole Richie's shadow at noon!!!! ~L S~

" you kill me! you ...
By: vondat3456. on 29 Oct 08, 17:15:28
" you kill me! you really kill me! wait! don't really kill me" LOL

tor-bee-do i very ...
By: ellengode. on 22 Oct 08, 04:20:01
tor-bee-do i very literally lol'd

ile ty masz ...
By: OgorekPL. on 13 Oct 08, 14:07:11
ile ty masz wy?wietlen kana?u;]

Hey, you didn't ...
By: actorman123. on 11 Oct 08, 01:34:00
Hey, you didn't mention the splatter award of 1999? My god, I.O.N had one hell of a job cleaning up all the blood. They had to get rid of every molocule. Because he didn't clean up properly, after the award, we killed him.

omg i loooove that ...
By: CrazyGirl12123. on 28 Sep 08, 11:14:59
omg i loooove that intro soooong its so awesome lol

Roflmao! ...
By: AgentAmazing1. on 27 Sep 08, 17:12:39
Roflmao! Kill-a-roo is gonna kill-a-you; the bees formed into a submarine and shot him with a bee torpedo...I guess it was a tor-bee-do LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

This guy could hide ...
By: d3m0n1cd4n4. on 21 Sep 08, 23:41:32
This guy could hide in Nicole Richie's shadow at noon!

lmao pudding!
By: XxAtomicXBunnyxX. on 18 Sep 08, 01:10:21
lmao pudding!

Tor'bee'do ROFL!!!!
By: Rickje91. on 14 Sep 08, 16:30:20
Tor'bee'do ROFL!!!!

So, our Joan Rivers ...
By: breadmeister. on 12 Sep 08, 02:52:33
So, our Joan Rivers is a robot. Explains a LOT!

killer killer bees ...
By: overthewoods. on 06 Sep 08, 14:25:28
killer killer bees submerine bee torpedo ? wtf lol i laughed

KILLGAROO!!! LOL
By: SomeKrazyDude. on 04 Sep 08, 19:24:08
KILLGAROO!!! LOL

so not funny
By: creb222. on 03 Sep 08, 13:59:54
so not funny

what the heck is ...
By: ENLCD. on 02 Sep 08, 01:39:23
what the heck is that at 00:18?!

im a ninja!!
By: fiona479. on 29 Aug 08, 23:05:53
im a ninja!!

I dare u to try and ...
By: Atriox1. on 23 Aug 08, 21:52:26
I dare u to try and kill me

lol the REAL jone ...
By: TatsuBabi. on 11 Aug 08, 21:55:45
lol the REAL jone rivvers...

Rofl "scope out ...
By: Konanan. on 10 Aug 08, 09:56:53
Rofl "scope out some scope"

torbeedo
By: ohnoitsmangofett. on 02 Aug 08, 04:48:54
torbeedo

i won a bloody for ...
By: Millard3. on 01 Aug 08, 18:34:32
i won a bloody for creating ninjeavan, and the cat you saved wasn't a cat. it was yourself, and you were stuck in the middle of a giant ninja cat.

i won a bloody for ...
By: sigprodigy. on 30 Jul 08, 02:35:03
i won a bloody for killing every ninja in the galaxy then going to ninjeavan (ninja hevan) and bringing them back while simultaneously working night shift at a ninja bar. oh and saving a cat stuck in the middle of the sun

LOL watch his ...
By: aznmans. on 29 Jul 08, 23:38:54
LOL watch his acceptince speech while he giving it

This convo is ...
By: Itachix1221. on 29 Jul 08, 16:53:41
This convo is filled with Fail.

The Ninja Handbook, Audiobook Part 2
Posted by: digitalfilmmaker

Video duration: 1408 seconds

Support the Ninja, go buy his book! More info at http://askaninjabook .com

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